ifuckedamillionaire:

omfg
oprahsmom:

assgod:

a healthy and delicious way to start your morning

is that eminem

babyferaligator:

calumon:

my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd

that’s not how weed works

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heckboy:

tired-annd-uninspired:

coincidence? I think not

do you even know what coincidence means

fugrats:

read this if u wanna date me

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meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

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